So, I’m a Pisces, born February 26. Yesterday, my friend, a Taurus, was talking about how she definitely fit all the characteristics of her sign. Curious, I looked up the traits of a Pisces.

Apparently, a Pisces is oversensitive, patient, and dependent, in need of a dominating figure. They’re easily lied to, and love the water.

I tend to be insensitive, I’m just about the most impatient person alive, and I hate people overpowering me. I’m skeptical about a lot of stories people tell me, and don’t expect most promises made by other people to be upheld. And as for water: I’d rather stay dry, thanks.

I looked up most of them, and I probably end up closest to an Aries.

This is why I don’t believe in all this crud: it never makes sense.